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INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, .. how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can you guide me
through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you
ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
delete Past Hurt from your current operating
system. It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem
with a module of its own called High Self-
Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start
menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many
times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
have been completely deleted.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin
connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, "Error - Program not run on
external components". What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the
Love program is set up to run on Internal
Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
In non-technical terms, it simply means you have
to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then
click on the following files: Forgive-Self;
Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up
with new files.. Smile is playing on my monitor
and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over my Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes
awhile, but eventually gets it at the proper
time. So, Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and it's various components
to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share
it with others and return some cool components
back to you.
Customer: Thank you
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posted by Indra @ 1:27 AM, ,
Akhir nya beban itu terlepas sudah.Tadi gw udah ke rumah nya dan udah ngomongin.Memang dia udah ada feeling dari dulu tapi gak terlalu yakin.Suasana di rumahnya tadi bener2 pas bgt buat ngomongin itu...sepi, udara gak panas.Yang pasti dia sedih juga sih...you'll find someone better than me for sure and thanks for everything.
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posted by Indra @ 10:39 PM, ,
Malem minggu pulang cepet euhuhe enak juga ternyata.Tadi abis dari JHCC jam 8an trus ke rumah I'ir dia ulang taun dan bikin house party lengkap dgn dj dan full makanan enak ! heheh nice jadi gw bisa hemat dgn gaji gw ihiiyy huehue.Abis dari rumah I'ir gw gak tau mo kmana dan kaya nya temen2 gw pada sibuk sendiri.Ada yg ke Bandung, ada yg nge date.Setelah gw pikir2, eh gw pulang cepet ah...
Dan emang w lagi gak enak badan juga sih.Yeap lagi2 gw dhinggapi penyakit flu dan batuk.Badan gw juga rada demam gini kaya nya.Trus sampe rumah gw mandi, abis itu nonton dvd di kamar kakak gw...School Of Rock ! hehe lumayan menghibur
Oh ya bout my last case, sampe saat ini gw blom bilang apa2.Tapi kmrn2 gw sempet gak nelpon dia seharian dan malem nya dia nanyain.Yah gw jawab aja deh se ada nya kalo ada sesuatu yg pengen gw omongin ke dia tapi gak skrg.Dan gw bilang ke dia kalo hari Minggu gw mo ke rumah nya buat ngomongin ini....it means today !...wish me luck guys
Oh yeah BIG Congrats to Donny ! wohooo dia skrg udah punya gelar S.H ! uehueh selamat Don, ntar gw pasti pake lo buat jadi pengacara gw men...harga temen pasti nyaaa aehehhaehaeh
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posted by Indra @ 1:38 AM, ,
Batal lagi deh nih Opel gw bawa ke Bengkel.Giliran mo di jual adaa aja yeee masalah nya.Skrg ac mobil gw lagi panas dan udah di pastiin mesti masuk bengkel.Pdhl tgl 22 dan 24 ini gw butuh bgt buat ke JHCC....ada apa di JHCC ? uehuehueh silahkan baca di SINI aja yak....
HHmm mengenai orang yg lagi deket sama gw ini, well udah 2 hari ini sikap gw agak2 keliatan berubah ke dia.Dan seharian tadi gw gak ngasih kabar sama sekali, selain emang gw gak ada pulsa, gw juga lagi mo nenangin diri aja dulu.Eeehhh malem nya jam 11an dia sms "A'a Indra..." udah gitu doang....trus abis itu dia nelpon.Gak lama sih karena gw juga udah ketiduran jadi dia yg cuma gitu doang aja...
Kapan gw omongin ya......
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posted by Indra @ 2:41 AM, ,
How you're gonna act when someone have a heart for you but you don't ?...Gw udah coba untuk lebih deket lagi ke dia dgn maksud siapa tau rasa itu bisa tumbuh.Gw dikasih tau temen gw kalo dia emang beneran suka sama gw.And yeah i saw the sign.Pertama nya gw agak2 cuek aja dan pretend gak ada apa2...Tapi makin lama dia makin baik and she start care about me...Gw makin gak enak, gw takut dosa kalo orang baik sama kita tapi gak kita bales.So i try to get to know her deeper dan nyoba untuk nyamain perasaan gw ke dia seperti perasaan gw ke dia....
It's been two months tapi gw masih juga blom nemuin kesamaan antara gw sama dia and i don't want her to waisting her time on me.I lied if i say i don't like her...yeah i do like her but there's something....something doesn't fit me dan something itu bukan sesuatu yg buruk, btw you can't force your feeling right ?.Actually she's almost perfect.She don't do drugs, alcohol or smoke and plus she's not clubbin girl kinda...Dia udah ngenalin gw ke nyokap bokap nya and the respon was too good...
I was planning to talk bout this with her but i dunno how..How to say the words without breakin her heart...
How you're gonna act ?.........
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posted by Indra @ 4:20 AM, ,
Sundaayyy ! begh seharian ini gw males2an mulu nih di kamar haha najong.Tidur2an, ngulet2 gak jelas.Tapi nanti malem gw mau ke rumah O'os dia baru beli DVD film2 perang banyak bgt hahha jadi addict gini gw nonton film perang....
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posted by Indra @ 6:02 PM, ,
