Hey i just got this from bulletin thingy...nice one hehe
INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, .. how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can you guide me
through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you
ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-
Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
delete Past Hurt from your current operating
system. It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem
with a module of its own called High Self-
Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start
menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many
times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment
have been completely deleted.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin
connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, "Error - Program not run on
external components". What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the
Love program is set up to run on Internal
Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.
In non-technical terms, it simply means you have
to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then
click on the following files: Forgive-Self;
Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any
conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up
with new files.. Smile is playing on my monitor
and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over my Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes
awhile, but eventually gets it at the proper
time. So, Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and it's various components
to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share
it with others and return some cool components
back to you.
Customer: Thank you
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